Saturday, May 31, 2008

Blood, sweat and tears.

What cracking weather today. Cycled up to a place called Roundwood, the highest village in Ireland for a 50 mile race. It took me a good hour and 20 to get there, even though it's only about 20 odd miles. It's the savage climb of Djouce hill that puts that extra 20 minutes on the journey. I put the foot down on the peddle to get there on time for sign on but as it turned out I had the start time wrong and had an hour to spare so I grabbed a quick power snooze in the back of a mates car at the starting line.
So I settled lovely into the race and was cosey going through the bunch when my chain came of my bike... again. This happened last week too. Fecking major pissed off is an understatement. I cut my finger badly getting it back on in fustration. The bunch had gone and I was never going to get back on. So covered in blood and all sweaty, I could feel my eyes swelling up. I know there are worse things to be upset about and I'm being selfish but when I put so much training in and money and self expectations all I want is a result. I feel I'm missing out on racing and I'm meant to be top form for the paralympics. I hope my head doesn't go before I get there. No more negativity!
Anyway I saw this as an oppertunity to grab a few photos of the landscape as you can see below. The photos just don't do the area any justice. Wicklow in summer time is by far the most beautiful place I have ever been and I've been around the globe. Due to being out all day in the cycling gear I've developed really dodgy arm tan lines. Now leg tan lines are good. They're dedication but arm tan lines are a no no. It's obsessive. I look like a eejit in a t-shirt. I right country farmer. You probably can't see in the pic but my hands are white from the cycling gloves and the ends of my fingers are tanned. I have tan lines on my thumbs! I feel like mickey mouse with the white hands. I think i'm going to have to go sun bathing with my arm warmers on to even out this tan!


SugarLoaf Mountain




Powers Court Waterfall seen from Djouce Hill




Thursday, May 22, 2008

Okay so this seemed funny to me after 3 pints of Yumuinness. Us cyclists really have a low tolerance to alcohol and thus end up posting daft shite like this on the internet. Really i should stick to my limit of one glass...


Drinks In Pav', Trinity.

So we were reminiscing on being student nurses when one piped up about being in 3rd year and allocated to do work experience in A&E. A young man was brought in with a gun shot wound to the lower leg and was surrounded by all medical personal. This is when they thought it would be a perfect oppertunity for her as a student nurse to assess his pain status. Bravely she approached him knowing that all eyes were on her and asked him how his pain was. "Well it's pretty bad" he said. "Okay. Can you describe it to me? Is it a shooting pain?"...
Even the young victim broke out laughing with everyone. She on the other hand she turned puce, turned around and walked out of the room.


Friday, May 16, 2008

VO2 set up


I hate having my blood lactates done. I absolutly dread the whole experience. I know when i race i push myself beyond any of these figures and sums they give me. Anyway that there is a pic of the torture bike.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

A bit a posh!



Ya see! I do actually scrub up well... sometimes! I don't get out much so when I do I try to make the effort but alas there will be no drinking and thus no drunken smooches.

Tan lines!


The dreaded yet strangely proud cyclist tan lines. They are a symbol of your dedication to cycling and a turned cheek to normal fashion standards. No female cyclist will be caught dead in a mini skirt with full tanned legs this summer and if she does, well she hasn't been training hard enough.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Sunday, May 11, 2008


This manky jax has seen only the best in the worlds business.

Champions toilet



Saturday, May 10, 2008

Friday, May 9, 2008




Mr. Darcy does a spot of photography.


Thursday, May 8, 2008

Monday, May 5, 2008


Getting it all ready for the next day.

Pre-race in Belgium.


Official Rules of the Eurocyclist
54. In the event of a crash, no matter how badly you have injured yourself, you shall proceed to mummify yourself with fishnet gauze. The act of gauzing oneself is looked upon with respect by other Euro Cyclists because it is a statement of commitment and strength of character to continue racing when injured. White Gauze is the norm, but world cup striped gauze and or national colors may be worn on select occasions depending on the rider.